Restaurant plans 'impeachment dinner'
Star CourierThe Filling Station restaurant in Bishop Hill will hold an impeachment dinner from 5 to 8 p.m. Wednesday to celebrate the Illinois Senate’s 59-0 vote last Thursday to impeach former Gov. Rod Blagojevich.
Blagojevich made cuts in the state budget last year that resulted in the closing of three of the state historic site’s main buildings last fall and the laying off of four state employees.
The staff at the Filling Station will be serving “ex-governor’s stew” made with “outrageous onions”, “I’m not a criminal” carrots, “out of context” potatoes, “slippery” celery and “behind bars beef,” all in a deep gravy over “slimy” noodles with “corrupt” biscuits, “apprehended” applesauce, “mudslinging” coffee and im“peach”ment pie.
“Join your neighbors for a final complaint fest about our ousted leader and share your hopes for the future of our community,” said one of the employees of the restaurant located near the north end of town.
The cost of the meal will be a free-will contribution.
Large contributors will be considered for a very lucrative job at the Filling Station which reportedly involves a lot of hot water.
Nothing more to say than: Anybody hungry?
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